Madonna’s Alleged Stalker Breaks Into Her Home, Girl Needs To Up Her Security

Another day, another terrifying stalker silently whizzing past Madonna‘s sleeping security guards on a zip line.
An alleged stalker broke into Madonna’s London home this weekend.

Perpetrator Grzegorz Matlok smashed a window to gain access to the home, and was apprehended and charged with burglary. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Madonna was at her grandmother’s funeral when it happened. Madge seriously needs to call ADT or release the hounds or something. Even posting a gigantic picture of her ripped biceps would deter most career criminals. This certainly isn’t the first time Madge had her domicile threatened by someone who loves “Isla Bonita” more than any other human being has ever loved anything, ever. Back in September, a stalker spray-painted love notes outside Madonna’s home in New York; the next month, another scratched “Meet Me” with an ice pick in the side of Madonna’s house. Wow, hats off to Madge for even leaving her bedroom! Madonna’s security forces also reported that in 1996 a Madonna stalker was sentenced to 10 years for felony stalking, after he scaled the walls around her home in L.A. Hmmm, maybe Madge’s security forces should stop gossiping to the press and actually watch the surveillance video, rather than play Angry Birds all night. Oh, you know that’s what they’re doing. We’ve got ‘em pegged.

Lindsay Lohan, From Rehab

After her successful modeling career with Mui’s Mui’s fall collection, now she become the new face of Jill Stuart’s latest collection. Lindsay will shoot the adverts in Japan over the next ten days. While in Japan, Lindsay plans to visit orphanages.
However, that’s not all that will be keeping the young star busy, as after the modeling contract, the 20-year-old will head to London to shoot for her next movie where she is to film ‘The Best Time of Our Lives’ - a biopic about the love life of poet Dylan Thomas - alongside Keira Knightly.

Lindsay is planning on following in the footsteps of Diana, who was known for her charity work. “I’m going to Japan soon with my friend Charlotte Ronson, who’s a designer, and I’m researching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages.” Meanwhile, the 20-year-old has revealed she would love to play Princess Diana in a movie about the late royal’s life.
Lindsay told In Touch Weekly magazine: “It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman.”